Auditions
October 2026.
Synopsis:
Moist von Lipwig was a con artist, a fraud and a man faced with a life choice: be hanged, or put Ankh-Morpork’s ailing postal service back on its feet. It was a tough decision.
With the help of a golem who has been at the bottom of hole in the ground for over two hundred years, a pin fanatic and Junior Postman Groat, he’s got to see that the mail gets through. In taking on the evil chairman of the Grand Trunk Semaphore Company, and a midnight killer, he’s also got to stay alive.
Getting a date with Adora Bell Dearheart would be nice, too.
In the mad world of the mail, can a criminal succeed where honest men have failed and died? Perhaps there’s a shot at redemption for man who’s prepared to push the envelope. . .
Main Characters
Lord Vetinari (M)
Moist von Lipwig (M)
Drumknott (M/F)
Mr Pump / Anghammarad (M)
Groat (M)
Stanley (M)
Adora Belle Dearheart (F)
Reacher Gilt (M)
Minor Characters
(These will be double, tripled or quadrupled up depending on the number of actors we have.
A lot of these parts can also be played by male or female actors)
Mr Slant
Crispin Horsefly
Wilkinson
Trooper
Big Dave
Pin Customer
Young Mr Parker
Young Mrs Parker
Old Mr Parker
Igor
Aggy
Robed Man with Boots
Mr Spool
Sacharissa Crisplock
Miss Maccalariat
Gryle
Bill
Harry
Maitre d’
Deaconess of Offler
Greenyham
Stowley
Pony
Nutmeg
Mad Al
Sane Alex
Ridcully
Stibbons
Collabone (Pre-recorded video)
Readings / Auditions
Sunday 12th July at 6.00pm
Tuesday 14th July at 8.00pm
Thursday 16th July at 8.00pm







